Peace, mercy, and blessings of God be upon you. The items you see before you are for sale. First, a gold spider hit by a glitch for $60. A default submarine for $40. A horse for $20. A galaxy croissant for $30. Only serious buyers should contact me, and if you do, I won't let you down. The trading conditions are: you give me your offer, meaning hand-to-hand exchange. I accept trades. Trading from the machine is locked. I go first, I have proof.