For sale, an exceptional and very rare cat. I apologize in advance to those who cannot appreciate its value.
Specifications:
• Protects you from the wolves of society.
• Reads and writes fluently.
• Serves and works for you when you're not in the mood.
• Holds a PhD in Meow Engineering with first-class honors.
• Responds to people you don't want to deal with in a diplomatic manner.
• Personal bodyguard, psychological consultant, and loyal friend all at once.
• Strong personality, his presence precedes him.
• His beauty causes jealousy among other cats.
• Highly skilled at assessing people at first glance.
• Very limited edition, will not be repeated.
Price: 1,000,000 Riyals (negotiable upwards only).
Do not contact me if your offer is less than 950,000, and respect my time.
Note:
The cat does not sell itself to just anyone. The buyer will be chosen after a personal interview and examination of their CV, financial, and psychological status.
Reason for selling:
Too many investment offers and inability to meet his job demands.